Vintage Television Gifts

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Female Fans of the 3 Stooges Convention.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Miami Vice

Trump - The curly years

Pioneers of Internet Porn

Kissing In The Back Seat

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

Wilfrid Brambell.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'Feeling tired, listless and worn out? Then take my advice, go to bed.'

'Grandad's telling us about the first 'World at War'.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."