Vintage Television Mugs

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Miami Vice

Trump - The curly years

Pioneers of Internet Porn

Kissing In The Back Seat

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'Feeling tired, listless and worn out? Then take my advice, go to bed.'

Joan Hickson

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"Still pretty liberal."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."