Vintage Sitcoms Gifts

Victor Meldrew.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Before the Internet

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

'You're an arms salesman?'

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether