Vintage Tv Series Lover Gifts

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tsars in their eyes.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

George Baker

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Collins

The Moe Howard Installation

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'