Vintage Sitcom Fanatics Gifts

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

A Little Mistake.

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.

At a Smoking Concert.

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

Confusion on the Railways

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office