Classic Tv Shows Gifts

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'Apparently, TV executives have 50 names for repeats!'

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Don't tell me it's not a cyberattack. Every channel is showing 'I Love Lucy'.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

University Soapflakes

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Before the Internet

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

TV-Man

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Time Machine Collision

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV jester.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Astral Projection

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."