Collecting Classic Shows Gifts

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Barry Norman

Spike Milligan

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"God, I love this show!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

New Course At The New School

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

Miami Vice

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Larry David and Cheryl Hines.

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Don't tell me it's not a cyberattack. Every channel is showing 'I Love Lucy'.'

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Barney Fife