Collecting Classic Shows Gifts

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

New Course At The New School

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Miami Vice

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Barney Fife

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."