Classic Show Aficionados Gifts

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Henrik Ibsen,

"Happy Birthday!"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Alexander Pope

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Freddy Starr died here.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Watching TV around the world

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Roman Golfer.

Patrick McGoohan

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Maxim Gorky.

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Uh Oh...

Grauchos

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Barney Fife

"They got it all 'Chemosabe'."

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

Yellow-brick Roadworks

Dog Show

'I'm not tired of you, Kemosabe, I'm tired of the William Tell overture'

'Apparently, TV executives have 50 names for repeats!'