Classic Show Aficionados Pillows

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Henrik Ibsen,

"Happy Birthday!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Alexander Pope

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Watching TV around the world

Freddy Starr died here.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Roman Golfer.

Maxim Gorky.

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Grauchos

Uh Oh...

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Barney Fife

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

Yellow-brick Roadworks

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

Dog Show

'Apparently, TV executives have 50 names for repeats!'