Classic Show Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

'Apparently, TV executives have 50 names for repeats!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Before the Internet

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Happy Birthday!"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Dante Alighieri

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Magic Accident

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

Freddy Starr died here.

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Buster Keaton

Roman Golfer.

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Laurel & Hardy

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

Patrick McGoohan

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

One Boy Band

Barney Fife