Classic Show Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

'Apparently, TV executives have 50 names for repeats!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Before the Internet

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Happy Birthday!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Dante Alighieri

Magic Accident

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Freddy Starr died here.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Roman Golfer.

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Barney Fife

One Boy Band

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'