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THE EVEN COUPLE

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Happy Birthday!"

"What would you like to watch again?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Marley's Ghost

Tsars in their eyes.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

New Course At The New School

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'