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"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Marley's Ghost

'Sorry. I just used the last brain I had.' (Dr. Frankenstein to the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz).

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Queen Kong

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How was prom?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.