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"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Marley's Ghost

'Sorry. I just used the last brain I had.' (Dr. Frankenstein to the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz).

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Leslie Caron.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

All-Verbal Westerns

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"How was prom?"

Queen Kong

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Martin Scorsese

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

King Kong