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Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

Grauchos

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Roman

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'...and then...then...he tells me that he only married me because Doris Day wasn't available.'

"Don't expect any sympathy from the boss. He's heartless!"

"We were told that you can get what we want."

'I was worried how the new guy would work out, but he seems to have adapted.'

"Is there any reason why you haven't filled out your organ-donor card?"

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Gregory Pecks

'I thought 'Goodbye, Mr. Chips' waa about some technology geek.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Marilyn Monroe

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"One more thing. The cop. He's dirty."

"Gesundheit."

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

Laurel and Tardy

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'Spare brain mister?'