Watching Series Gifts

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

I still can't believe what happened with "The Walking Dead," Randy. That death … I don't think I'll ever get over it. Characters become real to us, little buddy. They become old friends. So when they "die," it's natural to mourn them just as we mourn anyone. No, I mean I can't believe I forgot to post a reaction video on Youtube of me crying when the death happened. But at least I got to post a reaction video of me reacting to my not having posted a reaction video. I've lived too long.

I just binge-watched a whole series on doing things in moderation.

'It's got 'catch up' I missed 'Game of Thrones' with all this rape and pillage.'

Starvation Watching

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Einsteiners.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Television Readers.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

University Soapflakes

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

American Idle.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."