Watching Series Pillows

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's got 'catch up' I missed 'Game of Thrones' with all this rape and pillage.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Television Readers.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

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Lazy Octopus

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Love is when you watch television together.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."