Series Watching Pillows

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

'Write letters...call...save me! They're canceling my program...'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Binge Watch

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Star Wars Audience

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Hollywood, 2083.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"