Television Watcher Gifts

Hence the name.

Some good economic news today...the dollar gained against the value of the quarter, dime and nickel.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'And on today's show we're offering sensible advice for money worries, interspersed with adverts for crippling loans and online gambling.'

Old woman and TV

"What other diseases have you seen on TV that you'd like to be reassured you don't have?"

Goldfish stare at a fish on a TV screen.

Sailing Practice.

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

The elephant on the sofa.

"No dear, it's for the war dead, not the Lib Dems."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Hooligans at Home

"Red state, blue state, red state, blue state" --- Sometimes I get the feeling that TV news is controlled by Doctor Seuss.

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."