Watching Gifts

'Slip Ahoy!'

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Cable out again?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Lazy Octopus

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Love is when you watch television together.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."