Video Watching Gifts

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

"God, I was magnificent!"

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

Jeff's performance review worries dissolved when he stumbled upon the YouTube video of his supervisor at Mardi Gras a few years ago.

"You have GOT to see this video!"

'We don't have time for TV at our house. We're too busy playing videos of my formative years.'

They all have such big nostrils.

Out of Work Workout Video

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Look darling - these alien videos on YouTube are hilarious!!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I, TikTok."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Hollywood producer.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'