Video Streaming Gifts

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Pandora's Unboxing Video

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Diving into a new show and freaking out anytime people touch one another

"Oh, my God! You don't have Netflix?"

Grandpa discovers YouTube.

"It's called 'The Outdoors.' I'm streaming it."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'And if you're thinking of setting up an interactive sex site - might I recommend this easy to use web-cam.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"I live in constant dread that he goes viral."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

The First Fire Stick

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

TV-Man

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You are still here."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."