Tv Streaming Gifts

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Television Readers.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Love is when you watch television together.

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."