Episode Streaming Gifts

Binge Watch

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Live Stream

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"You are still here."

Zoom Christmas

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Succession 2

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Starvation Watching

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."