Tv Streaming Mugs

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Television Readers.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Einsteiners.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

Cord cutter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

Live Stream

The First Fire Stick

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

I should probably get out more.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.