Streaming Movies Mugs

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

Cord cutter

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

TV-Man

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."