Streaming Mugs

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

"His devices are mobile, but him, not so much."

A memory is a terrible thing to lose. . . but think of all the videos you can stream again!

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

Cable Hell.

Cord cutter

"My family is pretty close. In fact, I'm streaming some family content as we speak."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'There's nothing on.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"What? You said you wanted another streaming service on demand, so I installed it."

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"

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Bummer Time Streaming

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"You're Celia Byrne? Oh my gosh, I'm on your Netflix account!"