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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"His devices are mobile, but him, not so much."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Cord cutter

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"What? You said you wanted another streaming service on demand, so I installed it."

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

A memory is a terrible thing to lose. . . but think of all the videos you can stream again!

'There's nothing on.'

Cable Hell.

"My family is pretty close. In fact, I'm streaming some family content as we speak."

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

Fire Up the Netflix

Beatles on Spotify

Bummer Time Streaming

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