Streaming Music T-Shirts

Dawing your Cellphone

Music charts development.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You are still here."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

Starvation Watching

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"