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"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

Dawing your Cellphone

Live Stream

The First Fire Stick

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

"You are still here."

Zoom Christmas

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Starvation Watching

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."