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Love chair

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Applause

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Pet Entertainers

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Succession 2

Binge Watch

A woman watches football on her computer.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"This one's for me."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

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English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'