Different Show Streamer Prints

Love chair

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Applause

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Pet Entertainers

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Succession 2

Binge Watch

A woman watches football on her computer.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Clownton Abbey

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

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"This one's for me."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."