Streaming Movies Pillows

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Live Stream

The First Fire Stick

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Da Vinci Cod

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?