Streaming Services Pillows

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

Nyetflix and Chill

The Judgmental Algorithm

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I knew it! It's those b*****ds at Netflix!"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

Then and Now.

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

Dawing your Cellphone

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Zoom Christmas

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."