Online Streaming Pillows

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

Football prayers.

Melvin's life flashed before his eyes after a brief internet ad.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

TV-Man

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

Dawing your Cellphone

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

Binge Watch

"You are still here."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."