Streaming Service Selector Pillows

"Sorry but not being able to decide which new streaming service to try doesn't qualify as a problem."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Dawing your Cellphone

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Starvation Watching

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."