Live Streaming Mugs

"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"

"Play Ball!"

At least I have a live stream...

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

'It's my new hobby. Do something interesting. This is streaming live on the internet.'

"Got the plan? We burst in... make a scene... you live stream it... our protest goes viral!!"

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Zombie standup

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Applause

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Theatre Crowd

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Chano Pozo,

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Free Bird!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Eric Clapton.

Plum jam...

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."