Show Streamer Mugs

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Do you remember your early childhood, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I come from a long line of Randies who have photographic memories. It's an evolutionary trait that enabled early Randies to survive despite being connoisseurs of the female form. "Evolution"? Doesn't that mean some of them didn't make it? Overly long stares lead to nothing but trouble.

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Binge Watch

"For us, binge watching is staying awake for the whole show."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

Dawing your Cellphone

I should probably get out more.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

Live Stream

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Starvation Watching

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.