Video Streaming Warrior Gifts

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Disease Management

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Covid Variants

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Second lifeReal life.

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Coronavirus

A Journalist's Weapons

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Chasing Covid Variants

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'