Webcam Warrior Gifts

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Second lifeReal life.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

A Journalist's Weapons

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

The New Business Power Suit

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

'Internet access... internet access....'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

How M2M really works.

Spider watching his web cam.

"No internet connection"