Webcam Performer Gifts

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Okay, dig that one up!

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Modern day mirror.

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

The director said 'cut'!

Spider watching his web cam.

Man Wrapped In Film

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

This movie has more than budget cuts!

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Sarah Palin's midnight ride through history'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Painter and decorator