Webcam Performer Gifts

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Okay, dig that one up!

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Corrupt and Unresponsive

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Spider watching his web cam.

The director said 'cut'!

Man Wrapped In Film

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

Modern day mirror.

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

This movie has more than budget cuts!

'...Breaking news coming in...'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

Painter and decorator