Video Call Performer Gifts

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Barking From Home

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Zoom Rodeos

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

MLB 2020

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'