Video Call Performer T-Shirts

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

MLB 2020