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"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Teamwork

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

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A Zoom School of Fish

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

Lockdown goals

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."