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"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

WHO checklist

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Dadonomics

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

Small Talk Outlet

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'