Video Chat Champion Pillows

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

WHO checklist

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Dadonomics

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Small Talk Outlet

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."