Video Call Champions Pillows

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Teamwork

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

MLB 2020

A Zoom School of Fish

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

Lockdown goals

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."