Video Call Veteran Pillows

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"OK, Zoomer"

Breakout Room

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Working from home.

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

A Zoom School of Fish

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

MLB 2020

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

Lockdown goals

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

At least I have a live stream...

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

New Zoom Backgrounds

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."