Video Call Veteran Pillows

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"OK, Zoomer"

Breakout Room

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Working from home.

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

A Zoom School of Fish

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

MLB 2020

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

At least I have a live stream...