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Lovely to catch up!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

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Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'I'm in the bog!'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"He can't stop digressing."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'