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At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Dadonomics

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

"He can't stop digressing."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'