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'This rumour is so commonplace and unsensational - I think it must be true.'

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm in the bog!'

"He can't stop digressing."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'