Conversation Champ T-Shirts

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Couples' therapy

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

WHO checklist

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Bar Therapy

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"She can be outspoken."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

Dadonomics

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.